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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:18
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
By skipping offseason workouts, Lamar Jackson forfeits another $750,000 - NBC Sports
Still no good.
No, not a chance
No way
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No go.
Fed’s Waller sees path to multiple interest-rate cuts this year - MarketWatch
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Red Sox rookie addresses alleged false claims about father’s background - Boston Herald
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Top fantasy baseball prospects: Chase Burns getting the call, Colt Emerson heating up - NBC Sports
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Cole? Kyle? Whatever the name, M's thrilled to see Young arrive in majors - The Seattle Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.